73 Weird Would You Rather Questions For Kids

What Are Weird Would You Rather Questions For Kids, Anyway?

• Sparking conversations
• Encouraging critical thinking
• Developing storytelling skills
• Simply having a good laugh

When Animals Get Goofy

• Would you rather have a pet giraffe that wears a tiny hat or a pet penguin that sings opera?
• Would you rather have to bark like a dog every time you sneeze or meow like a cat every time you laugh?
• Would you rather your shoes always smell like cheese or your socks always smell like pickles?
• Would you rather have a tail that wags uncontrollably when you're happy or ears that droop when you're sad?
• Would you rather be able to talk to squirrels but they only gossip about nuts or be able to understand what birds are saying but they only complain about the weather?
• Would you rather have a pet dragon that breathes bubbles or a pet unicorn that sneezes glitter?
• Would you rather have to wear a giant foam finger for the rest of your life or have to wear clown shoes everywhere you go?
• Would you rather have ants as your personal masseuses or have spiders knit your sweaters?
• Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or a mustache made of spaghetti?
• Would you rather have to eat a bowl of live worms or a jar of pickled eyeballs?
• Would you rather have a voice that sounds like a squeaky toy or a laugh that sounds like a honking goose?
• Would you rather have to dance the Macarena every time you enter a room or sing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" every time you answer the phone?
• Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or popcorn for teeth?
• Would you rather have a pet octopus that can juggle or a pet parrot that can do your homework?
• Would you rather have to wear a knight's armor to school or a full clown costume every day?
• Would you rather have a nose that sneezes confetti or ears that wiggle when you're excited?
• Would you rather have to sleep on a bed of marshmallows or a hammock made of licorice?
• Would you rather have your shadow talk to you and give you bad advice or have your reflection in the mirror wink at you all the time?
• Would you rather have a pet sloth that runs incredibly fast or a pet cheetah that moves incredibly slowly?
• Would you rather have to eat every meal with chopsticks or have to drink every beverage through a straw?

Food Fantasies and Fiascos

• Would you rather only be able to eat food that is bright purple or food that is shaped like clouds?
• Would you rather have to drink ketchup with every meal or eat ice cream for breakfast every day?
• Would you rather have your fingers taste like pizza or your tongue taste like chocolate?
• Would you rather have to eat a sandwich made of only jellybeans or a pizza with gummy worm toppings?
• Would you rather have your soup taste like bubblegum or your juice taste like broccoli?
• Would you rather have to eat a whole lemon every day for a week or a whole ghost pepper every day for a week?
• Would you rather have a fridge that dispenses only pudding or a pantry that dispenses only popcorn?
• Would you rather have to eat all your meals upside down or with your eyes closed?
• Would you rather have to eat a burger that sings or fries that dance?
• Would you rather have your favorite candy turn into vegetables or your favorite vegetables turn into candy?
• Would you rather have to eat your dessert before your main course or your main course after your dessert?
• Would you rather have a pet that eats your homework or a friend who only talks about food?
• Would you rather have to drink water that tastes like soda or soda that tastes like water?
• Would you rather have a meal that constantly changes flavors or a meal that is always the same but incredibly delicious?
• Would you rather have to eat everything with a tiny spoon or with a giant fork?
• Would you rather have your food levitate before you eat it or have your food whisper compliments to you while you eat?
• Would you rather have to eat a salad made of glitter and stardust or a cake decorated with earthworms and dirt?
• Would you rather have your taste buds permanently swapped (sweet tastes sour, etc.) or have to eat everything with chopsticks made of cheese?
• Would you rather have a diet of only clouds or a diet of only rainbows?
• Would you rather have your pizza sauce be made of slime or your ice cream be made of playdough?

Body Oddities and Bizarre Abilities

• Would you rather have to sneeze rainbows or cry glitter?
• Would you rather have super-long, stretchy fingers or super-tiny, nimble toes?
• Would you rather have to hop everywhere you go or waddle like a duck?
• Would you rather have your hair change color with your mood or your skin glow in the dark?
• Would you rather have to communicate only through interpretive dance or only through animal noises?
• Would you rather have to wear mittens on your feet or socks on your hands all the time?
• Would you rather have to whisper everything you say or shout everything you say?
• Would you rather have a nose that can smell colors or ears that can hear thoughts?
• Would you rather have to walk backward for the rest of your life or only be able to move by skipping?
• Would you rather have eyebrows that reach your chin or an eyelash that tickles your nose?
• Would you rather have to wear a giant balloon tied to your back or have to carry a talking plant with you everywhere?
• Would you rather have to whistle every time you walk or hum every time you sit?
• Would you rather have ears that are as big as your head or feet that are as small as your thumbs?
• Would you rather have to wear a chef's hat and apron every day or a superhero cape and mask every day?
• Would you rather have your sneezes sound like a trumpet or your hiccups sound like a drum solo?
• Would you rather have to blink with both eyes at the same time or only be able to smile with one side of your mouth?
• Would you rather have a voice that sounds like a robot or a voice that sounds like a cartoon character?
• Would you rather have to sing your entire shopping list or dance your way to the bathroom?
• Would you rather have to wear oven mitts on your hands or swim fins on your feet for a whole day?
• Would you rather have fingers that can turn into pencils or toes that can change into tiny tools?

Worldly Wonders and Weirdly Wonderful Places

• Would you rather live in a house made of gingerbread or a castle made of clouds?
• Would you rather have to travel everywhere by hot air balloon or by giant snail?
• Would you rather have your bedroom on the moon or your backyard in outer space?
• Would you rather have to swim in a pool of soda or slide down a rainbow?
• Would you rather have a pet that can fly you to school or a pet that can talk to you about history?
• Would you rather have to wear a suit of armor or a disco ball outfit everywhere you go?
• Would you rather have a secret door in your room that leads to candy land or a secret door that leads to a library of all the books ever written?
• Would you rather have to live in a treehouse that can move or an underground cave with a swimming pool?
• Would you rather have a backyard that is a perpetual springtime or a backyard that is always covered in gentle snow?
• Would you rather have to play hide-and-seek with a ghost or tag with a friendly alien?
• Would you rather have your favorite toy come to life and be your best friend or have your favorite book read itself to you every night?
• Would you rather live in a world where it rains chocolate or a world where the sun always shines candy floss?
• Would you rather have to walk on a tightrope to get to school or cross a river of jellybeans?
• Would you rather have a pet that can grant you one wish a day or a pet that can tell you the future?
• Would you rather have to wear a different silly hat every day for a year or a different funny pair of glasses every day for a year?
• Would you rather have your bed be a giant marshmallow or a trampoline that bounces you to sleep?
• Would you rather have to talk to plants to make them grow or sing to machines to make them work?
• Would you rather have your house float on a giant lily pad or be built on the back of a friendly whale?
• Would you rather have to play musical chairs with dragons or do a dance-off with robots?
• Would you rather have a closet that always has the perfect outfit for any occasion or a backpack that can hold anything you need?

Everyday Absurdities and Silly Situations

• Would you rather have to say "please" and "thank you" in a pirate voice or a robot voice?
• Would you rather have your alarm clock sing you a lullaby or your pillow tell you jokes?
• Would you rather have to clap your hands every time you walk up stairs or stomp your feet every time you walk down stairs?
• Would you rather have to eat your homework or do your dessert?
• Would you rather have your pencil talk to you and tell you the answers or have your eraser make your mistakes disappear forever?
• Would you rather have to wear your pajamas to school or your school uniform to bed?
• Would you rather have to greet everyone with a high-five or a hug?
• Would you rather have your backpack whisper secrets to you or your lunchbox sing you songs?
• Would you rather have to speak in rhymes for a whole day or speak in a squeaky voice for a whole day?
• Would you rather have to iron your socks before wearing them or polish your shoes after every use?
• Would you rather have to answer every question with a question or answer every question with a funny sound effect?
• Would you rather have to wear sunglasses inside or a hat with propeller on it at all times?
• Would you rather have your drawings come to life for an hour or have your stories come to life for an hour?
• Would you rather have to leave a tiny note for everyone you meet or leave a little drawing?
• Would you rather have to give a high-five to every person you pass or nod to every dog you see?
• Would you rather have your phone screen be made of jelly or your keyboard be made of rubber?
• Would you rather have to sing your bedtime story or have your bedtime story act it out for you?
• Would you rather have to wear mismatched shoes every day or mismatched socks every day?
• Would you rather have to high-five your reflection in the mirror every morning or give a thumbs up to your pet?
• Would you rather have your eraser make your drawings disappear or your pencil draw things that magically come to life?