73 Obscene Would You Rather Questions

Welcome to the wild world of "Obscene Would You Rather Questions"! These aren't your grandma's innocent dilemmas. Instead, they're designed to make you think, squirm, and maybe even laugh out loud as you choose between two equally bizarre, awkward, or downright shocking scenarios. Get ready to dive into some seriously thought-provoking, and sometimes hilarious, predicaments.

The Nitty-Gritty of Nasty Choices

"Obscene Would You Rather Questions" are basically games where you have to pick between two options that are both pretty out there. Think of them as super-charged versions of those "would you rather" questions you played as a kid, but with a lot more edge. They push boundaries and explore the unexpected, forcing you to really consider what you can handle.

Why are they so popular? Well, humans are naturally curious creatures, and these questions tap into that by presenting us with scenarios we'd never normally encounter. They're a fantastic way to:

Break the ice and get people talking.
Test the limits of your friends' and your own comfort zones.
Spark hilarious debates and imaginative storytelling.
Explore hypothetical situations that are both entertaining and thought-provoking.

The importance of these questions lies in their ability to foster connection and understanding through shared, often uncomfortable, laughter and discussion.

You can use "Obscene Would You Rather Questions" in a bunch of ways. They're perfect for game nights, road trips, or even just a casual hangout to inject some serious fun and silliness. Here's how you might approach them:

Start with a bang: Pick a question that immediately grabs attention.
Encourage explanation: Don't just pick an answer; explain *why* you chose it.
Keep it light: Remember, it's all in good fun!
Know your audience: Make sure the questions are appropriate for the group you're with.

Just be prepared for some wild answers and unexpected reactions!

Bodily Blunders

Would you rather have a permanent mustache made of spaghetti or a permanent beard made of live worms?
Would you rather sweat glitter or cry mayonnaise?
Would you rather have hiccups that sound like a foghorn or sneezes that shoot confetti?
Would you rather your belly button constantly dispense cheese or your ears constantly drip honey?
Would you rather have to burp the alphabet every time you laugh or sneeze a small, live frog?
Would you rather have your hair grow backwards or your toenails grow into tiny fingers?
Would you rather have to sing everything you say or bark like a dog when you're excited?
Would you rather have your nose honk every time you lie or your feet emit a faint farting sound when you're nervous?
Would you rather have to lick every doorknob you touch or have to eat a spoonful of dirt every morning?
Would you rather have your internal organs randomly swap places once a week or have to wear a full-body banana costume for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have your tongue permanently stuck to the roof of your mouth or have your eyelids fall off every night and have to reattach them in the morning?
Would you rather have to constantly smell like rotten eggs or have your farts be audible from a mile away?
Would you rather have your skin peel off in strips like a banana or have your teeth fall out and be replaced by tiny marshmallows?
Would you rather have to communicate solely through interpretive dance or through opera singing?
Would you rather have your sweat smell like pickles or your tears taste like hot sauce?
Would you rather have to eat nothing but raw onions for a month or have to drink a gallon of milk every hour for a day?
Would you rather have your shadow come to life and mock you or have your reflection wink at you in every mirror?
Would you rather have to wear shoes on your hands and gloves on your feet or have to wear your underwear on your head?
Would you rather have your voice sound like a chipmunk or have your laughter sound like a hyena?
Would you rather have to eat only food that is bright purple or only food that is intensely spicy?

Socially Awkward Situations

Would you rather accidentally send a naked selfie to your boss or accidentally confess your deepest secret to a stranger on a crowded bus?
Would you rather have to wear a sign that says "I pooped my pants" for a week or have to tell everyone you meet that you have a secret crush on them?
Would you rather get caught in an embarrassing situation during a job interview or during a first date?
Would you rather have to sing karaoke in your birthday suit or have to striptease for your family at Christmas dinner?
Would you rather accidentally blurt out the most embarrassing thing about yourself in front of your crush or accidentally reveal a deeply embarrassing secret about your best friend?
Would you rather have to admit to everyone you know that you still sleep with a stuffed animal or have to explain to your parents that you believe in aliens?
Would you rather have to perform a public interpretive dance about your most embarrassing moment or have to confess your love to a statue?
Would you rather have your most embarrassing childhood photo go viral or have your most embarrassing text message read aloud to your entire school?
Would you rather have to wear a shirt that says "I believe in Bigfoot" for the rest of your life or have to wear a tinfoil hat everywhere you go?
Would you rather accidentally call your teacher "Mom" or your parents "Sir/Madam"?
Would you rather have to apologize to inanimate objects for bumping into them or have to apologize to people for things that aren't your fault?
Would you rather have to give a dramatic monologue about why you love your favorite brand of toilet paper or have to perform a puppet show about your love life?
Would you rather have to wear a clown nose and red wig to every important event or have to speak in a squeaky voice for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have to confess to everyone you meet that you have a secret love for polka music or that you secretly enjoy watching children's cartoons?
Would you rather accidentally propose to your waiter or accidentally ask your doctor to marry you?
Would you rather have to wear a sign that says "Ask me about my pet rock" or "I collect lint"?
Would you rather have your embarrassing internet search history displayed on your social media or have your most embarrassing dream revealed to your colleagues?
Would you rather have to confess that you still listen to boy bands from your teenage years or that you still believe in Santa Claus?
Would you rather have to wear a fake mustache and glasses in public at all times or have to speak with a fake accent every day?
Would you rather accidentally send your nudes to your grandparents or accidentally share your embarrassing fan fiction with your entire class?

Weird and Wonderful Fantasies

Would you rather be able to talk to animals but they all complain about everything or be able to fly but only at the speed of a snail?
Would you rather have the ability to teleport but always arrive naked or have the ability to read minds but only hear people's grocery lists?
Would you rather be able to breathe underwater but only in a bathtub filled with lukewarm coffee or be able to control the weather but only by singing opera?
Would you rather have a personal butler who is a sentient sock puppet or a personal chef who is a grumpy talking badger?
Would you rather be able to shrink yourself to the size of a thumb but retain your normal strength or be able to grow to the size of a skyscraper but be as fragile as a balloon?
Would you rather have the power to turn anything into gold but only once a year or have the power to grant three wishes but only to people you dislike?
Would you rather be able to communicate with ghosts but they all have terrible fashion sense or be able to travel through time but only to Tuesdays?
Would you rather have super strength but your muscles ache constantly or have super speed but you can only run in slow motion?
Would you rather be able to shapeshift into any animal but you forget who you are after each transformation or be able to communicate with plants but they only talk about dirt?
Would you rather have a magical object that grants your wishes but it always comes with a terrible pun or have a magical object that gives you unlimited money but it's all in pennies?
Would you rather be able to understand all languages but only when spoken by squirrels or be able to fly but only when wearing a banana costume?
Would you rather have a personal cloud that follows you and rains only on you or have a personal rainbow that follows you and blinds everyone you meet?
Would you rather be able to turn invisible but only when you hold your breath or be able to make things levitate but only if they are made of cheese?
Would you rather have the ability to freeze time but only for 5 seconds at a time or have the ability to speed up time but only for your own activities?
Would you rather have the power to control dreams but yours are always nightmares or have the power to control emotions but you always feel the opposite of what you intend?
Would you rather be able to see into the future but only see embarrassing moments or be able to travel to the past but only to witness awkward family dinners?
Would you rather have a magical sandwich that refills itself but tastes like socks or a magical drink that never ends but makes you speak in rhymes?
Would you rather have the ability to change your appearance but you always come out looking like a celebrity you dislike or have the ability to change other people's appearance but they always look slightly off?
Would you rather be able to talk to technology but it only tells you conspiracy theories or be able to control electricity but it only works on Christmas lights?
Would you rather have a magical portal that leads to an endless supply of pizza but it's always cold or a magical portal that leads to a beach paradise but it's always raining?

Gross and Gruesome Choices

Would you rather eat a raw egg with the shell on or drink a cup of lukewarm, leftover coffee?
Would you rather lick a dirty public toilet seat or eat a booger the size of your thumb?
Would you rather have your hair replaced with insects or your fingernails replaced with decaying teeth?
Would you rather have to constantly smell like vomit or have to taste everything as if it were spoiled milk?
Would you rather have to swim in a pool of slime or a pool of old, unwashed socks?
Would you rather have your mouth filled with spiders or your ears filled with earwigs?
Would you rather have to eat food that has been chewed by someone else or have to drink water that has been spat into?
Would you rather have your skin covered in itchy rashes or have your eyes constantly watering with thick mucus?
Would you rather have to clean out animal cages with your bare hands or have to scoop up dog poop with a tiny spoon?
Would you rather have your breath permanently smell like rotting garbage or have your farts smell like burning hair?
Would you rather have to wear clothes that are covered in mold or clothes that are permanently sticky?
Would you rather have to eat a plate of maggots or a plate of rotten fruit?
Would you rather have your blood replaced with a thick, black sludge or your tears replaced with acid?
Would you rather have to sleep in a bed infested with bedbugs or a bed infested with rats?
Would you rather have your body covered in boils or have your body covered in open sores?
Would you rather have to drink a glass of your own sweat or a glass of someone else's urine?
Would you rather have your teeth fall out one by one or have your hair fall out in clumps?
Would you rather have to eat food that is crawling with ants or food that is covered in cockroaches?
Would you rather have your nose constantly drip with snot or have your ears constantly filled with pus?
Would you rather have to bathe in a tub of expired yogurt or a tub of greasy dishwater?

Painful Predicaments

Would you rather stub your toe really hard every day for a week or bite your tongue really hard every day for a week?
Would you rather get a paper cut on every finger and toe simultaneously or have a needle poke you in the eye?
Would you rather have your fingernails slowly pulled out or your toenails slowly ripped off?
Would you rather get an electric shock every time you sneeze or every time you laugh?
Would you rather have your skin constantly feel like it's covered in ants or have your hair constantly feel like it's being pulled?
Would you rather be punched in the stomach once a day or get a very mild sunburn every day?
Would you rather have your ears constantly ringing at a high pitch or have your vision be slightly blurry all the time?
Would you rather have to hold your breath for 30 seconds every hour or have to stand on one leg for 5 minutes every hour?
Would you rather have a constant mild headache or a constant mild stomach ache?
Would you rather get a small burn on your hand every day or get a small cut on your leg every day?
Would you rather have your teeth feel like they're constantly vibrating or your bones feel like they're constantly aching?
Would you rather be tickled relentlessly for an hour or be lightly slapped for an hour?
Would you rather have your skin feel perpetually itchy or perpetually numb?
Would you rather have to eat a piece of very spicy chili pepper or a very sour lemon?
Would you rather have a sharp pain in your back every time you sit down or a sharp pain in your neck every time you stand up?
Would you rather have to walk barefoot on Legos for 5 minutes or have to walk barefoot on hot coals for 1 minute?
Would you rather have your nose continuously tickle or your throat continuously scratch?
Would you rather get a mild static shock every time you touch something or have everything you touch feel slightly slippery?
Would you rather have your ears pop constantly or your eyes constantly feel like they have sand in them?
Would you rather have your joints ache like you're 90 years old or have your muscles feel like they're about to cramp?

Uncomfortable Truths

Would you rather know the exact date of your death or know the exact date of everyone else's death?
Would you rather have everyone you meet instantly know your deepest, darkest secret or have everyone you meet instantly know your most embarrassing childhood memory?
Would you rather have to relive your worst day over and over again or have to forget all your happiest memories?
Would you rather be universally disliked but respected or universally liked but disrespected?
Would you rather always tell the truth, even if it hurts, or always lie, even if it helps?
Would you rather be invisible but unable to interact with anything or be able to interact with everything but unable to be seen?
Would you rather have to choose between saving your best friend or your entire family?
Would you rather be constantly aware of every pain you've ever experienced or every embarrassment you've ever had?
Would you rather know that you're going to make a terrible mistake but be unable to stop it or know that you're going to do something amazing but be unable to remember doing it?
Would you rather have a photographic memory of everything you've ever seen or the ability to perfectly forget anything you want?
Would you rather have to confess your most embarrassing failure to a group of strangers or have to brag about your greatest success to a group of people who don't care?
Would you rather know all the answers but be unable to speak them or know all the questions but be unable to ask them?
Would you rather have your true thoughts broadcast to everyone around you at all times or have everyone around you always think the opposite of what they say?
Would you rather be responsible for causing a minor accident that inconveniences many people or be responsible for causing a major accident that only inconveniences one person?
Would you rather have to prove your innocence every time you're accused of something, even if you didn't do it, or have to confess to something you didn't do to avoid further trouble?
Would you rather have the ability to see everyone's true intentions but be unable to act on them or have the ability to manipulate people's intentions but be unable to see their true feelings?
Would you rather be remembered for one terrible mistake or be forgotten for one great achievement?
Would you rather have to live with the regret of something you did or the regret of something you didn't do?
Would you rather always be right but never be believed or always be wrong but always be believed?
Would you rather have to choose between experiencing extreme physical pain for a short period or extreme emotional pain for a long period?

So there you have it, a journey into the deliciously uncomfortable and hilariously thought-provoking world of "Obscene Would You Rather Questions." Whether you're using them to liven up a party or just to entertain yourself, these questions are guaranteed to spark conversation and create some unforgettable moments. Just remember to keep it light, have fun, and prepare for some truly wild answers!